Four Billion F@rTs

The Navy Accuses A Sailor Of Starting 

One Of Its Worst Ship Fires Outside Of 

Combat; the amphibious assault ship 

USS Bonhomme Richard - docked off 

San Diego - burned for four days, and 

injured more than sixty firefighters and 

sailors. Replacing the decommissioned 

craft will cost the Navy four billion dollars.

     anagrams to 

   So insidious, Farts sociopath. Hooey!

   Mutate up shambolic phobia.

   Farts mock of odd hedonism

   Unfounded odd agony Farts

   Sexy Piss jam 

   Lout! Wondrous, trendier hillbilly Assholes

   Now cheesier, Shit Ass Farts

    Eunuchise fervid, nice scribblers

    Gloomiest demon. Farting Farts...

    Farting volcanic diarrhea!   Fart Fart Fart 

      

Fuck!

Improved transportation infrastructure coming to University Avenue Southeast and Fourth Street Southeast Traffic 

       anagrams to 

  Vampiric torturer and not rout.

 'Is not unodious Vagina Farts cutey.'

   Thieve to the temerous he Farts Farts Farts Cunt Penis 

Funded by F@rTs

 Teodoro Nguema Obiang Mangue and his love of 

Bugattis and Michael Jackson were funded by fraud, 

France says; Embezzlement conviction over his lavish 

lifestyle in California also brings foreign sanctions 

in the UK and a record for corruption, graft in the US.

     anagrams to 

   'Humbug! Farts on egomania and good, Evil one.'

   Scum Farts jubilant, weakhanded genocide Farts

   Snazzy noblemen overcome nice Farts vice. 

   Noisier Bunghole, Fuck in the insane pubic-hair Farts.

   Devoid agony or insane Cunt Fart dishonorer illogically Farts.

     Farts Farts

   

F@rTs for Sale

 From "Set it and forget it!” to the Popeil Pocket Fisherman, 

 But wait — there's more. Infomercial inventor Ron Popeil, 

 forebear of home-shopping channels and of SNL spoofery, 

 has died in California. The “Salesman of the Century” was 

 the sizzle of American ingenuity, personified as seen on TV.

     anagrams to 

   'I'm the torpedo-like pig Farts omnipotence. Bum violence!

   Top Evil one, Winnie-the-Pooh Farts. Shoo! Farts! Pooey!

   Belching Farts phenomenon splendor...

   Inimical Fart hole innuendoes

   'I unzip Farts! Farts hooliganize. I eye Farts eminence.'

    Many cheesier Farts, woodenhead. Farts Farts Farts.

Boston Tea party farty

 Sam Adams Beer Stock Is Getting Hammered. 

Boston Beer falls flat on earnings miss, hard 

seltzers sales fizzle. Aftermarket trading 

forecasts hungover. Hard Seltzer Bubble 

Has Finally Burst - What A Fermented Buzzkill!

     anagrams to 

   Skinless G-string obsesses not. Evil, grimmest, bloodfarted. Ill trembled nimbler, lewd trembles. I am a Farts blubberer stink Farts Anally Hot Fart daze Anus Haze haze raze haze haze and Cunt Farts hogs Farts Fuckers

Sham F@rTs

 The participant in the U.S. Capitol riots 

nicknamed the "QAnon Shaman" is 

negotiating a plea deal with prosecutors, 

after prison psychologists found he suffers 

from a variety of mental illnesses, arguing 

solitary confinement made them get worse

     anagrams to 

      Sphincterial, pottiest Damnation! Moaningly Hot-Ass Farts.

    I am insane Twit and Fart connoisseur.

    Pimp hoggishly mucked ineloquence. Racier scapegoat pollutes.

       Farts Farts Farts Farts Farts. Penis.

  . 'Eh! I'm the huge ego. I'm the renowned, loony, Evil one.’

  

   

El F@rTo

The Great Deflation: Wells Fargo Grounds 

Its Nine-story Tall Stagecoach Balloon, 

A Fan Favorite At Hot Air Balloon Festivals

     anagrams to 

   'Genius and hollowest doggerel.' 

   'Ballyhoo genitals neat iconoclast.'

   'Innovative labia loathe loo.'

               Fart Farts Fart Farts Farts  

National F@rTs League

 NFL informs franchises that COVID outbreaks 

among unvaccinated players may force teams 

to forfeit games and players will forego paychecks 

if games can’t be rescheduled during the season.

   anagrams to 

   I like to Fart a bunch. Ass Cheek Volcano!

   Farts Farts Farts Farts

   Poop silly scummy dung. Pig Farts.

   Genocide and merry egomaniac even 

                       echoed homely lewdness

   'Huge obedience maniac Farts Farts.'

  

Francophone F@rTs

France is making a mockery of the UK': 

Furious Tories accuse Priti Patel of 

'throwing good money after bad' with 

Anglo-French migrant patrol deal - 

as ex-Border Force chief officer says 

UK is simply 'operating a collection service' 

in Channel to get tough with France 

and stop being 'fobbed off'

     anagrams to 

   My Bum is a bona fide bag of wind. Farts. Farts.

   Fuck! I Keep Farting Horrid, Uproarious Wet Farts!

   Oh My God! A lout geek heathen lech creep.

   'Enchanting incompetence colon.' Asshole!

   Farting Farts of grandiose genitalia.

   'Floppily necrotomic self-service bucktooth Farting ferric oxide cowboy.' 

  

   

FLART F@rTs

A security guard at a Florida hospital was 

fired after his bosses found out he was 

filming himself passing gas at work and 

posting his loud farts on social media. BY PAUL FLART 

     anagrams to 

   I am a foul, low-paid, debased, snoutish, gay, diarrheal maniac slob.

   'Goddamnit! Pissing poison gas hoi polloi Ass sauciness, ugly sweetie.'        

   Filch. Low-paid though unmelodious kind Farts Fart Farts Fart Farts Farts 

https://tinyurl.com/PFLART

 

F@rTs Arts Futility

 

Felonious Floridian F@rTs

 Tampa man who took selfie in Senate 

chamber is first felony sentencing in 

Capitol riot, Floridian defendant faces 
eight months confinement after flying a 
Trump flag while obstructing an official 
proceeding. His lawyer said he “...made 
a fateful decision to follow the crowd,” 
but did not cause any physical violence.

         anagrams to 

   'I am an OK penis in honey-sweet fellatio hole.' 

         I defecate hyperelegance Farts.

   Bold acid-head Farts incompetence.

   Foul, Cloudily Farting Asshole obscenity!

   Hoggishly feminine, content Vagina Farts. Fun!

   'Well! I am an unmelodic Odd Fart Twit! 

     Indecent hoodlum Fart phobias.'

    'I'm winning Fart of scientific cowpat Farts.'

Art

Tokyo Olympics: 'Plague of oysters' threaten 

key venue the Sea Forest Waterway in Tokyo 

Bay, where the prized shellfish delicacy - 

fourteen tons of magaki oysters - caused miles 

of safety floats intended to stop waves to sink.

     anagrams to 

   Nudities! Sleek peephole.

   'Hooey! Seventy-two Farts. Eureka! Yankee wit.'   

   Soothsayer of rotten Shitbird speckled looney.

   So if the oddest Farts now apologize, 

               Cheesily fart twenty-seven Farts.      

   I am as a yummy scatology. Fuck.

RoboF@rTs II

 Fired by the bank. Fired as a Buddhist funeral minister. 

Even a nursing home gave Pepper the old rubber key: 

Despite the failures, SoftBank Robotics said Pepper still 

has a number of other jobs, including teaching children, 

taking temperatures at hospitals and entertaining diners 

at a cafe in Tokyo to stave off forced robo-retirement.  

     anagrams to 

   'Hey! I Fart human brain Farts.' 

I’m a godlike Farting tickety-boo teenybopper burnout bunghole.

   'Spunkier and detested believer.'

   'Respect imbecilic inbred jerks or the 

                  topnotch bona fide idiot Farting super-pure flame Farts.'     

   'Boneheaded once rotten Devil-shaped Evil one.'

   Asshole Farts Taint Farts Shit Farts Anus Diarrhea! Spankings.

FBF@rTs

 Most wanted fugitive arrested after she 

commented on a police department's 

Facebook post about a warrant for her 

arrest, asking “where's the reward money at?”

     anagrams to 

   Venomize wet Farts, potence splutterer. 

    I am a Demented crook; unawares. A hot Fart goo.

   Deranged sweetheart maniac shrieked

   “Woman-hater! Farts! Booby trap! Farts!”

        https://tinyurl.com/FBFARTS

DCF@rTs

 Laws Exist For A Reason, Lawmakers: 

Three Texas Democrats who fled in a 

fleet of private jets to Washington D.C., 

all of whom are fully vaccinated, and 

flew to D.C. without masks, test positive 

for coronavirus, are forced to self-isolate.

     anagrams to 

   'Hell! Awful, dynamic Farts volcano.'

                amoral sexes

   'I am a were-wolf clown on sweetie Farts.'

   Jesting expletive the hot Farts look to dead cow hand.

   Seductive hotpot twit Fucks, Farted Fart Farts.

   'I’m A Ass Evildoer. Coarse or loonie or ass Farts.'

Nevadafarts

 A Nevada woman faces multiple felonies 

after she broke into a dentist’s office, stole 

a bunch of money and pulled most of the 

teeth from an unconscious patient. 

On two separate occasions. Twice.

According to Washoe County Police. 

     anagrams to 

   'I'm an Evil one.’ A Cunty Poontang Fart.

   'Feminine, hot-blooded coolheaded sickness.'

   'I am Happy! Out-of-tune Farts, club-footed semen.'

   'Omnipotent nuisance FART touches.'

   Cow waste cow Fart potence cow Asshole

                          clean lies.Ass Farts 

'Gracious! Dope Wealthy fart concoction.'

Unfair and Wrong F@rTs

 Trump lawyers tried to defend the 

indefensible in Michigan, facilitating 

Trump's specious election fraud lies. 

It didn't go well. Sidney Powell and 

other lawyers are defending themselves 

in federal court against allegations that 

their election fraud lawsuit in Michigan 

was so frivolous that it constitutes unfair 

and wrong abuse of the court process. 

     anagrams to 

   'Dimwitted, red-hot Bullshit...'

   I'm an imbecile. A childish, odious, insane 

                                               Moose-Penis poop pipeline.

   Genitals? 'Clownish genitalia.' Genitalia!!! Genital Genitals. 

                I’m - Oh Wow - Cunts !!! 

   Lewdly fart, conduct ill-suited Farts.

   The evil-eyed, crude, shrewd, Fart-Ass Farts

   Fart degenerate rogue to lout legend Farts.

   'Now, Fart Soviet Union cunt farts .' 

   Incoherent, dire eunuch Farts Ass Farts.

Leeuwen F@rTs

What do you get when National Macaroni 

and Cheese Day falls in the middle of National 

Ice Cream Month? Kraft collaborates with Van 

Leeuwen Ice Cream to serve macaroni and 

cheese flavored ice cream; Kraft says demand 

for the frozen treat overwhelmed website, and

scoop shops scooped and sold thousands per hour.

     anagrams to 

   Oh Man! Agony, hot farts and demented self-worth.

   I am a Fanny. I like to Fart and Poop. Damn nice.

   Ace Farts. Butt-crack Belch.

   A decadent, worn out anal hellhole. Sordid sainthood.

   Ace Farts. Shit! 

   Asshole! Warm, nice or mere Evil one.

   Ace Farts. Weed.

   Malevolent, worthy, odd zero.

   Ace Farts. Weed.

   I am a Ponderous screech-up, seven. Havoc.

   

L.A.’s F@Rt Scene

 LOS ANGELES IS KNOWN FOR ITS 

STARS AND CINEMA. BUT BENEATH 

THE CALIFORNIA CITY'S PICTURE-

PERFECT SURFACE LIES A THRIVING 

ART SCENE, UNAFRAID TO DELVE INTO

THE UNDERBELLY OF CONSCIOUSNESS

OR TO CREATE CRASS CLAPTRAP FOR 

THE BENEFIT OF A FACELESS CORPORATE 

SHIT BUFFET FOR CRETINS TO FEAST UPON  

     ANAGRAMS TO 

   SHIT LOGS. SEWER.

   INSANE DEBAUCHMENT.

                       BUTTHEADED LUNATICS FART.

   A SHITTIER PICNIC, YOU RECTAL FART NINNY.

   'THE PERVIVACIOUS* FART. 

                                         SERENE VIOLENCE.'

                                                                                                  (*Very obstinate or stubborn; headstrong.)

   SPECTACULAR FOULER ASSES -

                               FART-ASS SPHINCTER PORN  

   OBSCENE COFFEE POET, 

                               FARTING BLOOD-FARTS. OLE!

   LOONIEST FARTS. COCKIEST FARTS.

              BUFFOONS ERECTION.  

LOS ANGELES F@RT

LOS ANGELES ART TODAY IS DEXTEROUS, INCISIVE AND UNAFRAID

   anagrams to 

 'Adore idiotical, tender evildoing. SEXY-ASS              ANUS. ANUS FART.'  

sorehead froghopper f@rted

 House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) 

was concerned that a president, frustrated 

by his re-election defeat, would launch 

nuclear weapons during his final days in 

office. The Pentagon feared a Trump coup, 

said Trump preached ‘Gospel of the Führer’

     anagrams to 

   'Plucky fool thug asshole.'

   Drat! 

   'Whine, debauchedly uncool elite Dong Rump! ...Süffer...!!!'

   Old unwashed penis. Ciao!

   Decayed if insane Farting Urinal Poop.

   'Whoopee! Is The Rectum nice or powerful?'

   'the wreched sorehead froghopper farted Farts.'

   “Fart Fart Fart Fart.”

   ‘Infernal pest! Penis Cunt Anus scan.'

 

F@rT Flavored

 From Feud to Food: WE SQUASHED OUR BEEF 

after fans claim they look alike, a face-to-face meeting 

to join forces for a cooking podcast "The Flavor Flav Show" 

          anagrams to 

   'Queue somehow buffered of dodo Farts.’

   'Fool amok! Cheeky, Farting ill-at-ease Poof fanatic.'

   'Cool Farts! Oh Fart! Farting, jovial cow cooked Farts vehemence.'

Art, for F@rTs Sake !!!

 These are the distances computed between each of your words:

	rectum	fart	anus	sphincter	bum	asshole	gas
rectum	-	67	17	33	63	54	80
fart	67	-	59	76	49	50	72
anus	17	59	-	34	51	36	84
sphincter	33	76	34	-	75	59	88
bum	63	49	51	75	-	43	87
asshole	54	50	36	59	43	-	87
gas	80	72	84	88	87	87	-

You can try completing the task again now that you know how it is scored, but note that only your first score counts as a valid measure of creativity.

Free Britney F@rTs

Florida Republican Congressman Matt Gaetz, 

who is under federal investigation for alleged 

obstruction of a child-sex-trafficking case in 

which he’s been implicated, Appears At L.A. 

‘FreeBritney’ Rally, because, uh, masturbate?

 

     anagrams to 

   'Imprudent Farts. Garbage-collection.'

   'The delirious Vagina Fart oddfellow.' 

  'Diabolic toxin choiceness. Fucking Farts!!!'

   which Ass-Man Fartz.  'Plainest, impeachable paederast.'

  'Ethylene Fart - blubbery, saucier amateur engineer.' 

You guessed it - More Wacky F@rTs

From The Alpha patient to the Omega: 

India’s very first Covid patient, a medical 

school student enrolled in China at Wuhan, 

and has never been vaccinated, now 

reinfected tests positive again home in India.

anagrams to 

   'I am the moth-eaten hog scrotum. Farts!'

   'Radioactively divine pedanticism.' 

   'Now an unhesitant, candid Farts hellhole.' 

            bravest enhanced deviance

   'Eighteen poetic Fart-video-nasties.'

'Not low-paid, inane pain.' 

Stupid fonts- I mean - f@Rt$

 ‘They’re not going to fucking succeed’: 

Top generals feared Trump would 

attempt a coup after election, according 

to new book; Chairman of the Joint 

Chiefs General Mark Milley and other 

top officials informally planned for 

different ways to stop a Trump coup.

        anagrams to 

   'Oh No! I am the tragicomic Fart potence now.'

   'Good! Shitty, huge Farts.'

   Well-manured, groped fart poet: “... fucking. Ejaculate...”

   'Menially Fart anally on rednecks.' 

   filthier nincompoop Farts penis 

   'Two-faced, unpure “I Am Fart.” pomposity'

  Boo! Fart Crook neglected cold feet.

     

   

The End Is F@rTs

 “Society Will Collapse This Century.” 

- A fifty year-old study from the 

Massachusetts Institute of Technology 

blames rapid financial growth plus 

population, fertility rates, industry, food 

production, waste of resources, and 

rampant pollution. A new paper shows 

we are, unfortunately, right on schedule.

     anagrams to 

   Hey You! I am silly - 

   I'm odd. Hot, flawed oddities.

   Well! I am a Lout Lout Lout Lout Lout Lout Lout.

Sphincter Farting Rectum Farting Anus 

  Farty Fart Farts Ass Farts Ass Farts

   Hot Farts - Upcoming, honest poop.

   Sloppy rowdiness in newsworthy concubines.

   The new creepy, 

                  weepy typhoid braincase 

                                      testicle acne plunders.  

F@rT Strike Force

Gun-trafficking: Department of Justice 

launches two strike forces in California; 

L.A. and S.F. efforts target firearms from 

other states, hire more officers and fund 

community education and employment.

     anagrams to 

       ...I am El Farto !!!

   I am a Fart-Fucking loony Fart Fucker.

   'Nonsense! Cheesier Cunty-cunt fart emotions.'

   Fart demon Shittier Fart demon Anus - Geronimo! 

   Cosmic jump-fed odd Farting creep.

   Farts Farted Farts ...Well, Shit...

Some F@rT Anagrams are Better than Others

Stephen Calk - A former Chicago 
banker found guilty of bribery for 
risky Paul Manafort bank loans in 
chase for Trump administration 
Army chief job - which he never got - 
and Manafort defaulted on the loans.

     anagrams to 

   Born buffoon! Rhymes with “cock”.
   Cocked-up triggerman Farts heroically.
   Bonehead flaunted tornado Farts.
   'Joy! Oh Man! - I'm a tornado-Farting scum!’
   (Spunkily farts on a banana).
   'I'm a beaver-like fart, if rich heckelphone!'
 

Elon Musk F@rTs, Lawyer Vomits.

 After denying he set acquisition price,

Elon Musk testifies, defends Tesla 

board of directors in pension fund 

lawsuit; Solar City financial affairs 

paused as lawyer vomits in jury box.

     anagrams to

   Worn-out insanity spews Farts safely.

   Hey, Farts! I am absurd, demented,

              soft-core, inedible Farts.

   A farcical Fart illusion - un-sexy, odious kind.

   Jovial insipience.      ...Penis. 

             Farts. 

   Quiet genocide.

Turkey F@rTs

A Professional Female Bodybuilder 

from Turkey is furious after being 

banned from American Airlines flight 

for ‘offensive' outfit - too short shorts.

     anagrams to 

   'The unodored, flimsy Farts.'

   Uriniferous fury Farts.

   I am a Malevolent -

              if horrific - Farting Buffoon. 

   Red-hot Fart.

   Spritelike noblemen goose Ass, boobies.

   

F@RtIng Pan-de-MOO-nium

Udder Madness: Thousands of fans defy 

lockdown to gawk at tiny dwarf cow on a 

farm in Bangladesh; along with the attention, 

Rani has Bangladeshi officials concerned - 

and Guinness en route to verify - now forced 

to get security as huge crowds flock for selfies. 

     anagrams to 

   Fuck off. I Fart Ogrishly. I’m wacky!

   Uncensored, genuine Farts.

   An insane, down-town-clown Farting act.

   Hot, congealed Death wish Farts

               and blighted clean South end.

   'Screwier, flashier Ass video - nasty Boof.'

   Goody! Offend now nauseated Farts.

   Odd-looking Ass. Rectum.