Tuesday, January 26, 2021

The Whirr of Analwind


  Fossil-hunters think they 

 have found the lair of a giant,

 predatory, prehistoric worm

   anagrams to

 Unholiest Fart Harkens, Or

 “Hi, Shitty Farty Weirdo Lout!”

 God In Heaven! Prime Chop Farts.


How Do Aircraft Toilets Work?

   anagrams to

Oh Wow! To adroit, slicker fart.


Hundreds join Detroit car 
rally to show solidarity 
with farmers in India

   anagrams to

 Torment:
 Shitty hard-core Farts, odd injuries.
 I Whirr a solid. Shitty Oily Analwind.

Forests are essential to life on Earth.

   anagrams to

Loonies, neat, elite heroes Fart Farts.


Trump opens "Office of the Former President" in Florida

   anagrams to

If competent Farts of hero Demon, of prideful inspirer.


Wasted: Santa Monica building 

will fertilize plants with human 

poop from foam toilets


 anagrams to


 Lunatic wisdom and Farting beast.


        'Well, whiz a petulant nihilism!'


                     Poof of immortal poets.