Frisco F@rTs

Endangered species of snake

- the California Garter snake - 

found thriving in wetlands 

at San Francisco airport

   anagrams to 

          

Large, insane Farting Geek.

Now trenchant, sordid invalids Fuck.

Oedipean, Paranoiac heretics Fart

Nonsense Farts. 

Tranny Fanny F@rTs

The Department of Veterans Affairs 

is moving towards offering transgender 

veterans gender confirmation surgery

   anagrams to 

       Give Me A Vagina (Fart)!

Fervent pig Fart. Honest demon Fart.

    Renowned or distressing Farts.

   Sincere, modern, younger Farts.

UFOF@rTs

Woman says she’s fallen for an 

alien after UFO abduction – 

and they’re better than British men 

   anagrams to 

   Lonely, sane showman Farts.

        Farts Hooey!

 In the death-bed, nice nubile urine.

         Fart Batman Farts

Abrupt F@rTs

Abrupt cancellation of NATO 

flag-lowering ceremony in 

Afghanistan causes confusion,

a reflection of concern, uncertainty

   anagrams to 

    Phobic of anal canal?

  Anguish of an ingenious Fart icon. 

  Clownery of a loonie, Asses.

    Yea! Nice Leg 'n' Cunt Fart, 

        Cunt Fart, Cunt Fart innocence.

  GERONIMO !!!

   

   

Hell F@rTs

'House From Hell' Gets Multiple 

Cash Offers, Despite Being In A

Destroyed, Dilapidated State

   anagrams to 

I'm Farting. Petty, Piss Obediences.

     Huge Hellhole Farts Mouldies.

      Deadliest Dead poet Farts.

EleF@rTs

First-ever DNA recovered 

from cave fossil of extinct 

miniature elephants of Sicily

   anagrams to

    Voice crude Farts.  

                 Needier Evil one FARTS!!!

     Conceive fool Farts mix.

        Shit!   ...I'm Farts.   Plenty!