"trump" means "fart".
It also means to act the fool, to fabricate, to cheat or to deceive.
This blog is dedicated to the memory of the person who tried to teach me about America and liberty and that farts are not funny. My mother, Nancy, also taught me that you can't win 'em all.
"FBI Head Under Fire For Restarting Clinton Email Investigation Days Before Election" anagrams to 'I've farted looney obscenities. Farting huge, dire, dire farts. I'm a bicentennial fart loon.'