Sunday, June 27, 2021

F@rTs Fighters

Biden orders airstrikes against 

facilities used by Iran-backed 

militia groups; U.S. Navy and 

U.S. Air Force F-15, -16 Fighters 

Strike targets belonging to 

Iran-backed Militia groups along 

the Border Between Syria and Iraq.


   anagrams to 


   'Agitator disdains in berserkers F-F-Fart.' 


   ‘Abuse incisive, yucky, drab ideal.’


   'Diarrhoetic, spurious, gleaming.' 


   'Stinking Farts, Globetrotter sage.' 


   'I am a spunkier, tragical Farts blooding.'


   'Brainwash on red-eyed, brattier eq.'



Pearl Slaghoople F@rTs

Hillsborough, California Gives Up 

on Trying to Stop Fun-loving 

Florence Fang from Fixing Up Her 

Fantastical So-Called Flintstone 

House with More Sculptures of 

Dinosaurs, Cartoon Characters


   anagrams to 


   Fart on, Pig! Fart on, Pig!

   Evil Farts - tonguing on vicious loony.

   Farts on me,

   Told Punch “Still Farts in excellence.”

   'Whoopee! Farts! Humbug! Farts!

       So luscious, Farting hero.'

   Anarchic Fart, slouchiness, drool.

  tinyurl.com/FangFarts




Furious F@RtIng

A founder’s family is furious at 

Philly’s archdiocese for closing 

High school: “They milked Mary 

for every cent. What the archdiocese 

is doing is downright dirty.”


    anagrams to 


   O My God! Farting Farts!

   Piously un-domicile kids...?

            You hellish Shits!

   Heavenly Cows dishonor 

                heroic screeches.

   O My God! Farting Farts!

    The wild-eyed, rich Farts.     



F@Rt Defender

Investigation launched after 'sensitive' UK 

defense documents reportedly 'found at a 

bus stop.’ Scandal rocks British forces command 

as news media overflows with details of the U.K. 

military presence in Afghanistan and a full-blown 

fiasco with Russia over H.M.S. Defender’s visit 

to coastal Crimea as “pure gunboat diplomacy”.


   anagrams to 


    Spotted Dickheads Fart! 

    Fancy a bloody proper cheeky Bollocks?!? 

    Hideous testicles. Rectum!

    I am a dead-end lout.

              Cunt Fart. Devilish piss lout.

    Screwball machismo of a sordid snob.

    News Memo Farts Pee, Dew.   

    Well-worn ass, vivid farts, nihilist’s irateness.

    Vagina Fart voyeurism. Cunt Farts!

    Hateful as an unending Farts contagion.