Salariat of Schadenfreude

"Sunday's 'Ring of fire' eclipse: Stargazers treat or omen of upheaval?"

 anagrams to

'Romeo farts. Huge and evil farts. Farts up sapiency on sleazier ogre. '

 High-Tech Hope for the Hard of Hearing
anagrams to
'Heigh-ho fart! Heigh-ho fart! Herd ponce.'