Wednesday, September 1, 2021

Falcon F@rTs

Feathered Friends: Hunting herons, crooning cranes 

and a peregrine falcon attack: The magnificent winners 

of the Bird Photographer of the Year competition revealed 


     anagrams to 


   I am a Fart.


   'Oh No! Drenched cunt, serene hero.'


   Farting Farts,


   Thank accident-prone negligence. I Farted!


    Alien now intervening. Ho Ho! Farts.


   Good-bye, prime, herpetic hope. Farts.





    

F@Rt Systems

International Space Station facing irreparable 

failures of many in-flight systems, Russia warns


     anagrams to 


  I am a sleeping, incorporate inebriant. Rectums!


  Wishy, ungenial if noisily Farts Ass Farts, Anal Farts.




    

Farmer’s F@Rt§

Frozen: The Old Farmer’s Almanac is predicting 

longest, freezing-coldest winter forecast in years


   anagrams to 


   Ye polarized, modern Ass-clenches!


   I am Farting! Farts! Farts! Farts!


   'We’ll gorgonize indecent erection.'





    

Hot Sexologist F@rTs

Fox News Fails to Disclose That Its Go-To 

Afghanistan Expert Profits From War, Former 

Army Chief of Staff profited directly from the 

prolonged engagement in Afghanistan.


   anagrams to 


   Fart Farts. Fart Farts. Fart Farts. Fart!


   Is it not hot, sexologist? Cold sweat. 


   Fixes pimp on whoremonger.


   If comedy of Ed off, I’m a filthy impeacher. 


   Enlighten - and on pongs - engage.




    

PenisFartsPenis

 Man Tosses His Penis Out of Car Window 

During Car Chase With Police, after voices 

on the radio told him to do it in order to save 

the world.


   anagrams to 


   Now throw up now, I’m a domicile hedonist.


   Which cloudier Ass Fart? Poetic grievance!


   'Riot not toothier horned toad dildo.'  Farts. Asses.


     https://tinyurl.com/PenisFartsPenis





     

Anti-vaxxer F@rTs

 ‘Moderna’ misspelled on Illinois visitor’s fake 

vaccination card, woman who used it to fly to 

Hawaii is arrested. Facing a year in prison and 

a five-thousand dollar fine, the anti-vaxxer spelled 

it Maderna. At least she didn’t go with Fpizer. 


     anagrams to 


  Farts, OK? Ass drivelled in smellier Farts.


   How Do You Do? I am a maniacal twit. …Farts!


   Praise the decaying and noisier Hawaiian Fart!


   Next exploded unlavish Fart lovelies.  


   Notwithstanding idealizer dopes.


   Insane victimhood in ponce.