Monday, August 30, 2021
Chicken F@rTs
Ruffled Feathers: TSA calls 'personal fowl' after
raw chicken spotted on luggage carousel in Seattle;
"Somewhere between baggage and the carousel
they became free range," …Can chickens even fly?
anagrams to
Hey, Eat Me! Asshole Farts.
'Well! Cocked up fart hellhole incenses.'
Weeviled, gorgeous cutey Asshole Farts pong.
Wetter cabbage Farts now, huge renegade!
Feeble Farts, hence cracking Farts menace.
Farts. Anal Farts.
https://tinyurl.com/ChickensFarts
Cockfield F@rT
Moped rider's rude place-name tour for charity
finishes in Bell End, after visiting Twatt, Shitterton,
Cockpole, Titty Hoe, Ass Hill and Butthole Lane.
anagrams to
Cunty Fart Holes?
'Oh, Dear Me! Cruel, dirt poor dream.'
Farty Penis,
'It isn't the bowel, neediest nihilist.'
Farts!
'Belittle topnotch dick to hell.'
Vagina Ass.
https://tinyurl.com/RudeFart
F@rT Stupid
You Are Living in the Golden Age of Stupidity.
The convergence of many seemingly unrelated
elements has produced an explosion of brainlessness
anagrams to
'Opinionatively indulge huge ego.' Ass Farts.
Continue green-eyed, comely Vagina hymens. Excel!
Deplores Fart innuendos. Bleed in Lent. Farts Ass. Oomph !
https://tinyurl.com/FartStupid