Monday, August 30, 2021

https://tinyurl.com/VATruth

https://tinyurl.com/VATruth



Chicken F@rTs

Ruffled Feathers: TSA calls 'personal fowl' after 

raw chicken spotted on luggage carousel in Seattle; 

"Somewhere between baggage and the carousel 

they became free range," …Can chickens even fly?



     anagrams to 


    Hey, Eat Me!  Asshole Farts.


   'Well! Cocked up fart hellhole incenses.'


   Weeviled, gorgeous cutey Asshole Farts pong. 


   Wetter cabbage Farts now, huge renegade!


   Feeble Farts, hence cracking Farts menace.


   Farts. Anal Farts.


   https://tinyurl.com/ChickensFarts



Cockfield F@rT

 Moped rider's rude place-name tour for charity

finishes in Bell End, after visiting Twatt, Shitterton, 

Cockpole, Titty Hoe, Ass Hill and Butthole Lane.


     anagrams to 


   Cunty Fart Holes?


   'Oh, Dear Me! Cruel, dirt poor dream.'


   Farty Penis,


   'It isn't the bowel, neediest nihilist.'


   Farts!


   'Belittle topnotch dick to hell.'


    Vagina Ass.


     https://tinyurl.com/RudeFart



F@rT Stupid

 You Are Living in the Golden Age of Stupidity.

The convergence of many seemingly unrelated 

elements has produced an explosion of brainlessness


     anagrams to 


   'Opinionatively indulge huge ego.' Ass Farts.


   Continue green-eyed, comely Vagina hymens. Excel!


   Deplores Fart innuendos. Bleed in Lent. Farts Ass. Oomph !


     https://tinyurl.com/FartStupid