Horseback F@rTs

One cow still at large,* one killed 

after forty head of cattle escape 

from a slaughterhouse and stampede 

through LA neighborhoods; Sheriff’s 

Deputies on horseback ride to the rescue 

    anagrams to 

   Dog-eared Bunghole,

        Utopian Hellhole. Farts!

   Indecorous, hot-headed Farts menace?

   Well... Asses! 

   Obedient Gooey Farts. 

   Heroic Rectal Farts. 

   Proud Poem-like Farts.

   Huckster Farts. 

[*UPDATE: The last on-the-lam Bovine has been rescued, and - as only in California - will be adopted by Grammy and Emmy Award winner and 12-time Oscar nominee Hall of Fame songwriter Diane Warren. “This isn’t my first cow... But this feels like a special cow. “Right now, I’m calling it good moos.” She reportedly named it. Her net worth is eleventy billion dollars.]

Fake High School F@rTs

A Former NRA President Was Tricked Into 

Speaking At A Fake High School Graduation

and starring in a gun-violence prevention video;

addressing his comments to thousands of empty 

chairs, set up to represent thousands of students 

killed by gun violence. Yes. There’s videotape of it. 

    anagrams to 

   Weird Assholes 

              and croakier Farts torment. 

   Ho Ho! Fart-Up genitalia, OK? 

   Deserving, rapid, 

                      inane Farts innovator.

   O My God! 

   Incompetent, odd 

                         Sphincter mushiness.

   Stupendous Penis and 

              stoutest Cunt Fart heroes -

   Evil bungling on cockeyed evil.

   Good! Heaviest Yankee Farts,       headiest pig.

    https://tinyurl.com/26dsfvww

F@rT Gun

Chiefs Star Defensive End Frank Clark 

Arrested In South LA Traffic Stop 

After Gun Found In Car

    anagrams to 

   Fine cheek and clever Farts.

   Hoodlike Farts, proud Farts, 

   Cunning Farts in Fart audiences.

F@rT Bandit

San Francisco DA charges suspected 

Walgreens Bandit in connection with a 

slew of shoplifting thefts. 

He hit one store five times.

      anagrams to 

   Incontinent eggheads spew Farts.

   Classic bee Shit wind WC.

   Oh No! Farting felon Anus splotch!

   I am the defective, noisiest Farts hero. 

Spider-Man F@rTs on the Pope

Spider-Man swings through the Vatican to meet Pope Francis, gifts Pontifex maximus - The Vicar of Christ with custom-made Spidey mask

   anagrams to 

   I Am A Fucker. Victimise, gnash.            Victimise, gnash.

   Mix smooth pig excrement. Farts Farts Farts.

   Oh Wow! Muddy up this topnotch adept Penis.

     

   

Coffee F@rTs

Coffee: By far the best hangover cure, scientists say; Now, drinking four Coffees daily is linked to reduced 
risks of many ailments, including Liver Disease, Parkinson’s, Melanoma, even Suicide.

    anagrams to 

   Huge beaver offense. Cunt Farts.
   Now mumbling Satan idiocy,             hokeyness.
    Cockeyed old dicks Fart Idiocies, Delirium.
    Fickle Nonliving Mr. Yin Farts.
    Persuade inane Evil ones. Fart Ass seediness.

Elton John F@rTs

Elton John Unveils Final ‘Farewell 

Yellow Brick Road’ Tour Dates

   anagrams to 

   Well, Evil one!

   Farts Jocularly win.

   Hot-blooded keen Farts. Urinal.

Yes. There are more than 500 F@Rt Anagrams on this blog. And exactly two readers.

Garcetti Asks Chief Of Staff

Ana Guerrero To Step Down 

Over Facebook Comments; 

She Used A Spanish Term 

That Translates to “jealous old lady.” 

   anagrams to 

   I Am A Jackass, Fucker!

   Doghouse Fart Ass. Goofiest pertinence. 

    Farts Cow venom on 

              supreme beast hotheads.

   Totally tallest horned toad Farts.

     

Cheerleader F@rTs

Supreme Court sides with free speech, High School cheerleader over profane Snapchat post slamming the very institution which violated her First Amendment rights.

   anagrams to 

   Venomless Vagina whimperer 

           Farts me up cheesier genocide.

   Oh Hell! Fart-scorched hero. 

   It isn't the stenchy 

                   Vagina Farts opportunist. 

   Shhh! Proud, time-limited wretches.

Thai Food F@rTs

A woman in Thailand heard 

loud noises in her kitchen. 

She found an elephant foraging 

for food in her pantry cupboards.

   anagrams to 

   Ha Ha! I Am A Dildo Fart.

   I heckled heinous Anus Fart.

   Londoner and in 'n' in Farty phone.

   Pop wrenches huge 

                      Farting odor snob.