Tuesday, February 25, 2020

Pillowcases full of snakes = Ass Fuck Lowlife Ass Pollen

Pillowcases
 full of snakes
 keep getting dumped
 outside a UK fire station

   anagrams to

 Fickle Anus Spew Of Gust.

 Peepee Dong Emit Dud.

 Anus Toot, Like I Kill Ass Fart.



I Love L.A. and F@Rt!

Solar storms blamed for whale strandings

   anagrams to

  Goddamn Hell,  Mr. Torn Ass!

  Blowier Ass Farts.


F@Rt Sux

Bloomberg’s influence
 stretches far and wide

   anagrams to

 Clobbered In Swung Farts.

 Emceed In Fart Holes.

  

The Anti Vax


 U.S. Says It’s Got a ‘Promising’
 African Swine Fever Vaccine

   anagrams to

  Ass Penis Outrages 

  Sconce Wince Revivifying

  I Am A Fart.




Lord Love a Duck

Shrove Tuesday: Surrey Police use pancake portaits in hunt for suspects

   anagrams to

  Fart, Penis. Piss Reecho. 

  Ass. Penis Love A Cunt.

  A Sour Tush Rocketed Yurt. Yup.




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