F@rT§ Forgotten

Unidentified and Suffering From Amnesia: 

Police in Croatia cast global social media 

net to identify Mystery Woman Wrapped 

in a Sheet on Remote Island Who Called 

for Help in Perfect English, But Does Not 

Know Her Name Or How She Got There

     anagrams to 

   Farts. I died in an ungenuine demonism. Oh, My!

   Farts. I boogie, I am laconical peccadillo. Whoopee!

   I am a rowdyishly demeaned Penis’n’Farts!

    Farts bellowed chilling penitence. Farts! Farts! Farts!

    The hot whoremonger. Hot, wet Farts. Puke one-to-one, nerd.

  

   

F@Rt Lifts Butt

California mom, daughter charged with 

murder after illegal, unlicensed Brazilian 

butt-lift procedure kills South African adult 

film and social media star after third try.

     anagrams to 

   Farts.

   High-minded Witch Farts a moral rage.

   Ill-naturedly crumblier renegade Farts.

   Like, Bull. Hot, punctual Farts, crude idiot!

   Animal hatred! …I idolized. I'm a Farts council.

    …Fart? 

                   https://www.worldometers.info/us-debt-clock/

   

Chick-F@rT-A

Sacri-licious? Website MSCHF facing 

eternal damnation by re-selling Chick-fil-A 

sandwiches on Sunday: “Conservative 

Christianity pairs perfectly with a 

correspondingly devout faith in the ‘free market.”  

     anagrams to 

   Gives cow Farts, Chauvinistic imbeciles.

   Amiably hated hell-like innocence Farts.

   Sunny screwiness! And Farting on coward.

   Chirpily Farts a pathetic heroicity.

   Nunlike Farts. Depraved Farts homogeneity.

   https://tinyurl.com/ChikFartA

This a photo of Andrew at an actual Chick-fil-A in Shreveport, having breakfast. The sticker on the middle finger reads SWITCH MEAT, which explains his sense of humor.