Monday, June 7, 2021

Turkey F@RtS

Turkey says it will defeat mucilaginous scourge of 'sea snot' outbreak from the Sea of Marmara

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Army F@rTs

Germany to ship army beer home from Afghanistan 

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Falknerian F@rTs

William Faulkner, screenwriting in the middle of the century, said Los Angeles was the “plastic asshole of the world.” 

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Ignite F@rTs

Qantas 'disturbed' by claims of gang infiltration 

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