Tuesday, July 6, 2021

569th F@Rt

Twitter shows off a trio of 

future features for tweeting 

only to friends, under different 

personas, anonymous and more


anagrams to 


   Snootier wit of hot Farts. 

   True, fine future Wet Farts.

   Foul Sunnier Farts offended

   serenity on apeman sodomy wrongdoer.




    



    

PeaF@rTs

A Murder-for-hire Most Peafowl: 

'Eliminate this bird': Feral peacock 

found shot dead after angry California

resident's Craigslist ad offering 

compensation for anyone willing 

to bump off the local fixture and 

feathered friend.


anagrams to 


  Farts Ole! Impure, Inaner whoredom.

   Man-like, poetical Farting echoes.

   Good Day. Fanciful Fart, dear Shitbird?

   Sniffed grandiose Farts

   If scratched Penis,

                 expert of Farted grime. 

   I’m a foul weirdo. A hell-bent,

             loony, inane Cunt Fart fool.