Wednesday, January 29, 2020

Fa! A Fart Is An Anus Voice

News FLASH: People Are Fuckin' Stupid.

Coronavirus Fact: Corona Beer Virus 
Is Not an Actual Thing

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 A Fart Is An Anus Voice.

 Coronate Roving Slur Or Cunt A Bitch.


"Corona Extra (the beer) gets its name from the same word, as it has a crown logo." It's Wuhan Noval Coronavirus.

Possible confusion leads to spike in Google searches for ‘Corona beer virus’

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 Penis Colon A Penis

  Farts Be Odious.

 Hooker Slices Eggs LoL.

  Coronas? Fa! I Rub Eve.



News FLASH: People Are Fuckin' Stupid.

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Fa! I Clone Peeps. Puke Lush Wind Farts.

Uranus Wept!

PETA is calling for Punxsutawney Phil to retire and be replaced with an AI groundhog

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 Uranus Wept!

 Wiggle Anal Crud

  Diarrhea. Penis.

 Bonehead Fart,

  Pooping Tenth Toxic Lily.


...NOW with Wacky News!

Man arrested for smoking marijuana while in court for marijuana charge

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   Reeking Mad Moron 

Farts

   "Wiener! Rajah!"

   Manuring Cacao Farts

   Jailor: "Uh, I Um..."