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A self-styled satanist beheaded his cellmate, but the guards failed to notice, report says 

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 https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2021-05-27/satanist-beheading-prison-guards-cellmate-california Using a razor-style blade attached to a handle, Osuna disfigured Romero, cutting out one of his eyes, chopping off one of his fingers and removing part of his ribs and slicing out part of his lung. He ultimately cut off his head. He also posed the body, slicing Romero’s face open on either side of his mouth to resemble an extended smile, according to an autopsy. Guards found Osuna wearing a necklace made of Romero’s body parts.

Footballfish F@rTs

Rare footballfish joins limited collection at the Natural History Museum of LA County 

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Yokel F@rTs

Large American Flag Stolen From LA Veterans Cemetery Over Memorial Day Weekend 

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 https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/large-american-flag-stolen-la-veterans-cemetery-memorial-day-weekend/2607172/

Stone F@rTs

 Trump’s Friend Roger Stone 

Warns Ex-President He Will 

Face Indictment - And Soon

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 North Korean defectors explore the 

soul of a divided peninsula through art

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The Untold Story of Scientology Founder L. Ron Hubbard’s Secret 

Pact With Nazi Propagandist Leni Riefenstahl

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https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-untold-story-of-scientology-founder-l-ron-hubbards-secret-pact-with-nazi-propagandist-leni-riefenstahl