Friday, July 23, 2021

Boston Tea party farty

 Sam Adams Beer Stock Is Getting Hammered. 

Boston Beer falls flat on earnings miss, hard 

seltzers sales fizzle. Aftermarket trading 

forecasts hungover. Hard Seltzer Bubble 

Has Finally Burst - What A Fermented Buzzkill!


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   Skinless G-string obsesses not. Evil, grimmest, bloodfarted. Ill trembled nimbler, lewd trembles. I am a Farts blubberer stink Farts Anally Hot Fart daze Anus Haze haze raze haze haze and Cunt Farts hogs Farts Fuckers



Sham F@rTs

 The participant in the U.S. Capitol riots 

nicknamed the "QAnon Shaman" is 

negotiating a plea deal with prosecutors, 

after prison psychologists found he suffers 

from a variety of mental illnesses, arguing 

solitary confinement made them get worse


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      Sphincterial, pottiest Damnation! Moaningly Hot-Ass Farts.

    I am insane Twit and Fart connoisseur.

    Pimp hoggishly mucked ineloquence. Racier scapegoat pollutes.

       Farts Farts Farts Farts Farts. Penis.

  . 'Eh! I'm the huge ego. I'm the renowned, loony, Evil one.’



  

   

El F@rTo

The Great Deflation: Wells Fargo Grounds 

Its Nine-story Tall Stagecoach Balloon, 

A Fan Favorite At Hot Air Balloon Festivals


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   'Genius and hollowest doggerel.' 

   'Ballyhoo genitals neat iconoclast.'

   'Innovative labia loathe loo.'

               Fart Farts Fart Farts Farts  



National F@rTs League

 NFL informs franchises that COVID outbreaks 

among unvaccinated players may force teams 

to forfeit games and players will forego paychecks 

if games can’t be rescheduled during the season.


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   I like to Fart a bunch. Ass Cheek Volcano!

   Farts Farts Farts Farts

   Poop silly scummy dung. Pig Farts.

   Genocide and merry egomaniac even 

                       echoed homely lewdness

   'Huge obedience maniac Farts Farts.'





  

Francophone F@rTs

France is making a mockery of the UK': 

Furious Tories accuse Priti Patel of 

'throwing good money after bad' with 

Anglo-French migrant patrol deal - 

as ex-Border Force chief officer says 

UK is simply 'operating a collection service' 

in Channel to get tough with France 

and stop being 'fobbed off'


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   My Bum is a bona fide bag of wind. Farts. Farts.

   Fuck! I Keep Farting Horrid, Uproarious Wet Farts!

   Oh My God! A lout geek heathen lech creep.

   'Enchanting incompetence colon.' Asshole!

   Farting Farts of grandiose genitalia.

   'Floppily necrotomic self-service bucktooth Farting ferric oxide cowboy.'