Chicken McF@rTs

McDonald’s order bereft of dipping 

sauces? Follow this clown to a felony 

conviction, and offer to firebomb the 

franchise. Editors Note: It Is NOT clear 

from the arrest report which flavor or flavors 

were missing from the suspect’s McNuggets.

    anagrams to 

   Forced, bold, open-minded pig Farts.

   Well, hero concocts clown Farts violence deviously.

   Sniffier Farts, Hop Hornbeam! I am a Rectum!

   Heroine's confidential Fart eroticists.

   Hot Farts overflow. Bottom horror.

   Chef spews Farts. Muggiest strongness.

Trump F@rTs

If prosecutors charge Trump's 

company or one of its executives 

this week, the former president 

can still be targeted in the future 

   anagrams to 

   'Rough-cut Farts, prime corpse.'

   'Voice noxious Farts, enemy poet!' 

   I'm white-hot. Fuckers represented.

   Belligerent Cunt Farts hesitated 

Spicy F@rTs

Couple Opened Fire On Burger 

King Workers "Over A Spicy 

Chicken Sandwich" That Was 

Just A Tad Too Spicy, But The 

Shooting Was Just Perfectly 

Seasoned For Felony Firearms 

Charges And Four Counts Of 

Attempted Murder.

     anagrams to 

   Pure Farts, Evil one...?

   [*Farts*] - Oh Jesus! Oh My God!

   Risky Bung Screwing, Cow hand.

   Wisecrack Farts on thickhead.

   Farts Battle just up, 

            No Poo-poo-faced Farts.

   Is wild-eyed, hypertense emotion. 

   Huge anus, Merde up! Farts concocter.

        [ tinyurl.com/SpicyFelony ]

Bot F@rTs

Fired by Bot: ‘It’s you against 

the machine’; An Amazon Flex 

driver said she nearly lost her 

house and did have her car 

repossessed after an algorithm 

suddenly fired her for no reason.

     anagrams to 

   'Shh! I'm a gay booby - 

             Vagina Farts nudities..' 

   Lazy, venereal, hardier 

            Asshole hedonism.

   A Douched Hinder, Hers!

   Excremental Farts, droopier fetidness.

   Hero Fart and loony Fart rudeness.

Baked F@rTs

Peculiar parasitic fungi discovered 

growing out of the rectum of a fifty-

million-year-old fossilized ant

Oldest example of an ant infected 

by a fungal Ass parasite ever found.

   anagrams to 

   Farting Vagina Farts

   'Woeful, fumigatory, poetic truce.'

Demonize no suicidally polarised idiocies.

'Sex-mad, love-lorn Farts,

 affected penitent Assholes.'

   Fart Up, ugly bona fide fan! 

     Yes. I got VERY Baked, but it’s only       80* in Pico Union near DTLA.