Wednesday, February 12, 2020

DoorDash Arbitration = Odor Aboard Shit Train

DoorDash drivers use their forced arbitration clause to force DoorDash into arbitration

   anagrams to

 Hi. Is It A Fart Vent Riot,

Or Scorch Deuce Derrière Ban?

 Anal Butt.  I Fart Ass Hoodoo. 

Odor District Odors.

DoorDash Arbitration = Odor Aboard Shit Train 


Birds Don't F@Rt

*** BREAKING WIND *** 

What is a Fart? What is an Animal?


https://tinyurl.com/Animal-Fart 



"This is how it ends. We all start out doing important journalism — holding the powerful to account — but you keep at it long enough and it all devolves into flatulence."


In Iraq, Where Beauty Was Long Suppressed, Art Flowers Amid Protests; Painters, Sculptors and Musicians are Rallying to Baghdad’s Protests, and the Capital is Overflowing with Political Art.

  anagrams to

 Grotesque Anal Blowout.

  Haywire Penis Spews.

   Mr. Shirr Priced Pro Cunt.

  "I'm an anarchist. Disgorge Farts!"

   Clitoral Pivotal Laudably Twattled

    Twaddle Goat Shit or Penis Ass 

     Penis Fart Ass Penis. 

a general rule is that if it digests its food through an intestine, it probably farts, unless it has feathers

Exploding Farts, Blew Hell.

Fact check: Trump falsely claims 'redemption money' from immigrants is paying for the border wall, baffling experts

   anagrams to

   Cock? Hmm. Silly Tom.

   I'm A Penis.

   Penis, Mr. Yang. I Perfume

   Exploding Farts, Blew Hell.

   Fart Fart Fart Farts.

   Mooing Bear Cycled


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A Fast Radio Burst = Fart Tuba, Ass Roid

One of the greatest mysteries in astronomy right now is the origin of fast radio bursts

   anagrams to

   Horny Mooning Teen Yetis Go

  "Farts Threesome!

   Farts Farts Farts!"

   I Shit It Odious, Boner Wig.

We each use a different sort of glue to hold it all together, don't we?