Leeuwen F@rTs

What do you get when National Macaroni 

and Cheese Day falls in the middle of National 

Ice Cream Month? Kraft collaborates with Van 

Leeuwen Ice Cream to serve macaroni and 

cheese flavored ice cream; Kraft says demand 

for the frozen treat overwhelmed website, and

scoop shops scooped and sold thousands per hour.

     anagrams to 

   Oh Man! Agony, hot farts and demented self-worth.

   I am a Fanny. I like to Fart and Poop. Damn nice.

   Ace Farts. Butt-crack Belch.

   A decadent, worn out anal hellhole. Sordid sainthood.

   Ace Farts. Shit! 

   Asshole! Warm, nice or mere Evil one.

   Ace Farts. Weed.

   Malevolent, worthy, odd zero.

   Ace Farts. Weed.

   I am a Ponderous screech-up, seven. Havoc.

   

L.A.’s F@Rt Scene

 LOS ANGELES IS KNOWN FOR ITS 

STARS AND CINEMA. BUT BENEATH 

THE CALIFORNIA CITY'S PICTURE-

PERFECT SURFACE LIES A THRIVING 

ART SCENE, UNAFRAID TO DELVE INTO

THE UNDERBELLY OF CONSCIOUSNESS

OR TO CREATE CRASS CLAPTRAP FOR 

THE BENEFIT OF A FACELESS CORPORATE 

SHIT BUFFET FOR CRETINS TO FEAST UPON  

     ANAGRAMS TO 

   SHIT LOGS. SEWER.

   INSANE DEBAUCHMENT.

                       BUTTHEADED LUNATICS FART.

   A SHITTIER PICNIC, YOU RECTAL FART NINNY.

   'THE PERVIVACIOUS* FART. 

                                         SERENE VIOLENCE.'

                                                                                                  (*Very obstinate or stubborn; headstrong.)

   SPECTACULAR FOULER ASSES -

                               FART-ASS SPHINCTER PORN  

   OBSCENE COFFEE POET, 

                               FARTING BLOOD-FARTS. OLE!

   LOONIEST FARTS. COCKIEST FARTS.

              BUFFOONS ERECTION.  

LOS ANGELES F@RT

LOS ANGELES ART TODAY IS DEXTEROUS, INCISIVE AND UNAFRAID

   anagrams to 

 'Adore idiotical, tender evildoing. SEXY-ASS              ANUS. ANUS FART.'  

sorehead froghopper f@rted

 House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) 

was concerned that a president, frustrated 

by his re-election defeat, would launch 

nuclear weapons during his final days in 

office. The Pentagon feared a Trump coup, 

said Trump preached ‘Gospel of the Führer’

     anagrams to 

   'Plucky fool thug asshole.'

   Drat! 

   'Whine, debauchedly uncool elite Dong Rump! ...Süffer...!!!'

   Old unwashed penis. Ciao!

   Decayed if insane Farting Urinal Poop.

   'Whoopee! Is The Rectum nice or powerful?'

   'the wreched sorehead froghopper farted Farts.'

   “Fart Fart Fart Fart.”

   ‘Infernal pest! Penis Cunt Anus scan.'