F@Rt

Dream-like photos of life ‘in the borderlands between nightmare and

reality, a world of bad acid trips’

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   I Am A Phonetised  Lie. 

  Oomph! - Like I Fart.

  Nerd Strengthener Wobbled 

and Syllabicated. 

I Fart Dwarf Odor.

'Space unites us': First Iranian-American astronaut reaches for stars

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  Ass-Fart. Future Penis.

 A Manic Iris Sorceress Author,

 Satan Incarnate

Trove of New Bird Species Found 

on Remote Indonesian Islands

     anagrams to

Proboscis Dude Wee En Vino."

Dirtiness. Slime, Don. En No No."

   Fart. Fart.

Fart Proudly

It is universally well known, that in digesting our common food, there is created or produced in the bowels of human creatures, a great quantity of wind." - Benjamin Franklin 

https://tinyurl.com/Fart-Proudly

F@Rt #117 "...Why?!?'

 “I didn’t have nothing going for myself. That was the onliest thing I could mostly do,” https://tinyurl.com/Purvis-Young-WaPo

F@Rt - A Shit-Hell Glade Problem

In the world's audience hall, 

the simple blade of grass 

sits on the same carpet 

with the sunbeams 

and the stars of midnight.

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In The Anus

  A Shit-Hell Glade Problem

  A Shit On Them Dildo Twit Speeches. 

Farts. Ass Muddiness. Fart. 

  I Am A Stench! Be The Wrong.

https://tinyurl.com/WikiFart-He-Who

• He who declared it blared it.
• He who observed it served it.
• He who detected it ejected it.
• He who rejected it respected it.
• He who smelt it dealt it.
• He who denied it supplied it.
• He who said the rhyme did the crime.
• He who accuses blew the fuses.
• He who pointed the finger pulled the trigger.
• He who articulated it particulated it.
• He who introduced it produced it.
• He who inculpated promulgated.
• He who deduced it produced it.
• He who was a smart-ass has a fart-ass.
• He who sniffed it biffed it.
• He who eulogized it aerosolized it.
• He who rapped it cracked it.
• He who policed it released it.
• Whoever rebuts it cuts it.
• Whoever said the rap did the crap.
• Whoever had the smirk did the work.
• Whoever spoke it broke it.
• Whoever asked it gassed it.
• Whoever started it farted it.
• Whoever explained it ordained it.
• Whoever thunk it stunk it.
• Whoever is squealing is concealing.
• Whoever thought it brought it.
• Whoever gave the call gassed us all.
• He who circulated it perpetrated it.
• Whoever spoke last set off the blast.
• The smeller's the feller.
• The one who said the verse just made the atmosphere worse.
• Whoever's poking fun is the smoking gun.
• It twas the thinker who loosened his sphincter.

F@Rt #115 - Tootinomics

Philippines evacuating residents, 

watching for tsunami 

after volcano spews ash

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Penises Slash, Whip.

 Gave Tic. Penis Locomotive.

 Unchain A Penis Wang. 

Fart. Turd. Farts.

I Magnan

Former Marine Posed as Security Member for Trump’s Marine One, Officials Say

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I'm Mr. Morose. 

Perfumery Obedience!

Fart. Ass Fart. 

I Proclaim My Nefariousness!