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A good a general rule of thumb is that if it digests its food through an intestine, it probably farts, unless it has feathers. 
Birds don't fart.

  Ergo, turtles do, but Turtledoves don't.

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 Anal Bung Hole. Shit. Shit.

  Gooiest Shit Blast, Dodgy.

 Fart Proverb

   "The Odiousnesses Gale"  

  Turds? Blusteriest Bung Hole. 

  farts Fart fart Toot fart farted

  Urinate Muddied Dining Toots.

   

The bus makes my Smoker's cough Fun!

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Second coronavirus case of unknown origin confirmed in California, indicating virus is spreading in the state

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 Weirdo Farting In Ass Pee.

 Cock In Ass.

 Moron Farting In In In

   In Acrid Civilian Anus

Concussive Goose Farts Or

   Thunder?

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The speculation was that this might be the wall of a cavity that had been sculpted in its gas by emissions from a central black hole.

  anagrams to

  Asswipe Loathe Cunt.

  Shit! Ghat Bit Them.

  Tallyho I Vacated Waft.

  Anus  Belch Petted 

  "She My Asininities Blog!" 

  Ballcocks, Horseman -

  Fart.