Wednesday, July 21, 2021

FLART F@rTs




A security guard at a Florida hospital was 
fired after his bosses found out he was 
filming himself passing gas at work and 
posting his loud farts on social media. BY PAUL FLART 

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   I am a foul, low-paid, debased, snoutish, gay, diarrheal maniac slob.
   'Goddamnit! Pissing poison gas hoi polloi Ass sauciness, ugly sweetie.'        
   Filch. Low-paid though unmelodious kind Farts Fart Farts Fart Farts Farts