A security guard at a Florida hospital was
fired after his bosses found out he was
filming himself passing gas at work and
posting his loud farts on social media. BY PAUL FLART
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I am a foul, low-paid, debased, snoutish, gay, diarrheal maniac slob.
'Goddamnit! Pissing poison gas hoi polloi Ass sauciness, ugly sweetie.'
Filch. Low-paid though unmelodious kind Farts Fart Farts Fart Farts Farts