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A Former Sheriff’s Deputy was charged after allegedly 

stealing a dead woman's credit cards to buy auto 

parts, after being fired for felony counts of attempted 

grand theft and felony counts of identity theft and 

grand theft of firearms. This, after he and other officers 

stole from other dead people. Facing a maximum of 

four years and four months in state prison if convicted 

of all eleven charges in uniformed on-duty welfare checks.

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Tesla owners can now choose 'full self-driving' 

software at the press of a button for the first time: 

Thousands could soon hit the road with the 

unregulated features; the company say makes 

driving 'safer and less stressful.' Federal traffic 

safety agencies point to crashes, one fatality.

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