Wednesday, January 15, 2020

F@Rt #130 - cheek sneak

Man requests trial by combat, Samurai sword fight - to the death - with his ex-wife and lawyer to settle legal dispute

   anagrams to

     Farting Farts.

  Mime Calumniators!

     A Steeliest Lethal Ax

 to the Egg Twit!

  "Shit," A Drubbed Dopy We Quote.


F@Rt # 126 - Fanny Booper

Historic Trial of Trump Begins
   anagrams to
Corruptibilities, Ms. Hong, Fart.
    I Help Rig Obstructionism. Fart!   
  The Criminologists Burp. I Fart.
      Mr. Big Prosecution Lit Farts!


F@Rt # 127 - Space Farts

POLL: What should members of Space Force be called?

Trooper
Interstellar
Oddity
Cowboy
Frizzle
Callisto
Melange
Zodiac
Vulcan
Cosmo

 anagrams to

   Schmo People 
   Genocidal Chubs  
   Mellow Interlopers 
   Terra Flatulence 
   Collectables 
   Cowbirds  
   Fly Farts
   Zoom Zoomz
   Africa Ditzes Yo

https://tinyurl.com/Space-Force-Poll



F@Rt # 129 - Brass Ass Band


Everybody farts. But here are a few surprising facts about flatulence you may not know from Vox.com - such as "One of the reasons we produce so much more gas than we realize is that nearly all of it is odorless."

https://tinyurl.com/Vox-Farts



F@Rt # 125 - Crack a Rat on Crack

The Sex Scene Evolves for the #MeToo Era

   anagrams to

    #MoreFarts  Love Stench! 

    See Eve Tee...! Ooh...!


F@Rt # 128 - Get out and walk, Donald!

 When I think of BuzzFeed, I think of PeePeeGate, not Fart Euphemisms.
BUTT... BuzzFeed's shorter list is here: 

 https://tinyurl.com/fart-of-your-world


 And here's 300+ more: 

http://www.flatulencesolutions.com/fart-euphemisms/

 The BuzzFeed list includes wacky Fart memes, and the list of 300 includes "fart", the original fart euphemism.