F@rTs Arts Futility

 

Felonious Floridian F@rTs

 Tampa man who took selfie in Senate 

chamber is first felony sentencing in 

Capitol riot, Floridian defendant faces 
eight months confinement after flying a 
Trump flag while obstructing an official 
proceeding. His lawyer said he “...made 
a fateful decision to follow the crowd,” 
but did not cause any physical violence.

         anagrams to 

   'I am an OK penis in honey-sweet fellatio hole.' 

         I defecate hyperelegance Farts.

   Bold acid-head Farts incompetence.

   Foul, Cloudily Farting Asshole obscenity!

   Hoggishly feminine, content Vagina Farts. Fun!

   'Well! I am an unmelodic Odd Fart Twit! 

     Indecent hoodlum Fart phobias.'

    'I'm winning Fart of scientific cowpat Farts.'

Art

Tokyo Olympics: 'Plague of oysters' threaten 

key venue the Sea Forest Waterway in Tokyo 

Bay, where the prized shellfish delicacy - 

fourteen tons of magaki oysters - caused miles 

of safety floats intended to stop waves to sink.

     anagrams to 

   Nudities! Sleek peephole.

   'Hooey! Seventy-two Farts. Eureka! Yankee wit.'   

   Soothsayer of rotten Shitbird speckled looney.

   So if the oddest Farts now apologize, 

               Cheesily fart twenty-seven Farts.      

   I am as a yummy scatology. Fuck.