Dead Hooker F@rTs

 Daredevil dies instantly after 

jumping from a Beirut cliff on to 

a tourist boat he didn't see-despite 

desperate warning shouts from onlookers

   anagrams to   

   I'm a porcine, jumbo Farting lout.

   Hooker, beheaded - 

       Fart-Poos out semen.

   It Farted, sniveled strainedly.  

   Idle Idiot Uses Farts. Potent Farts.

  

  

Nun F@rTs

Los Angeles nun to plead guilty to federal theft charges in decade-long Catholic school embezzlement case

 

anagrams to 

 Good Asshole, Fart legends!      Genuinely stale pollutant. 

 Fart legends, Choice head! Commence celibate ZZ cloth.

F@rTs #444

Lithuanian man designed Euthanasia Coaster to ‘humanely with elegance and euphoria take the life of a human being’ 

anagrams to 

Hideous Man Farts, hip genitalia ahead. Alienate, Nauseate Naughty Farting Cunt. Ho-hum! I Moon A Bleached Ewe, Nine Elk.

Nerd F@RtS

French President Emmanuel Macron slapped in the face during an official visit to the south-east of France.

 anagrams to 

 Hmm! Cruel menace! Farts on nerd. Fanatical Farts. Chief, dried-up opulence. Hot Farting ovation. Penis fetishes.

Tooter F@rTs

Massive species of titanosaur confirmed as one of largest animals to ever roam the Earth 

anagrams to 

'I am the cosmic Evil Farts Anus one.’ ‘I’m the Oedipean one, Assholes!’ A Genome Rover’s Tooter Farts Farts.