Friday, September 17, 2021

I’ll F@rT Myself to Congress

'I'll explain myself to Congress': Gen. Mark 

Milley says he will give full account of his 

'traitor' calls to Chinese counterpart at Capitol 

hearing and says they were 'perfectly within 

my duties and responsibilities' Chairman of the 

Joint Chiefs of Staff General Mark Milley defended 

his calls to his Chinese counterpart during the 

final months of Donald Trump's crazy presidency 


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Sherman F@rTs

 After flames took ten thousand of the trees last year, General Sherman,

the world's largest Giant Sequoia tree is now wrapped in a fire-resistant 

blanket due to threat of a pair of massive California wildfires onslaught.


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