Saturday, March 14, 2020

There's Fast, Slow, and F@Rt

Italians sing from their windows
 to boost morale

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 Eliminations Ring. Wow!

 Boomed, Lo!  Ass Rot

 Fart... Shit!




F@Rt Matter

Lady Gaga Wore Fecal Matter
to FaceTime French Fans

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 Faecal Gag, Old Shit Men !

  Ceca Yeomen - We Fart Fart Fart





https://www.papermag.com/lady-gaga-fecal-matter-2645471959.html

Bat Soup

The Great Writing on the Great Wall


The first reporter in the Western world to spot the coronavirus crisis was a blogger in Florida

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School's Out For F@Rt

(The days of retiring to one's farm in Texas to paint dull art are long gone.)

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 (Goody Greetings!

  I Am An Adulterant Ox.

 One Shitter Fart Loon.

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