Thursday, June 10, 2021

Climate F@rTs

East Texas congressman asks if federal agency can move the moon, change Earth’s orbit or fend off solar flares to fight climate change


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    Gohmert is a moron.

 Inelegance and daftly Farting.

    Exchange Manic Ass Farts,

                               ego scene. 

   Come! Farts! 

              Ho Ho! Farts! 

                          Ole! Farts! 

            Evoke belch, Farts!





     

#MeToobin F@rTs

Jeffrey Toobin, fired by The New Yorker, is back at CNN eight months after exposing himself to co-workers, masturbating during Zoom conference, while cheating on his wife.


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   Trust Me, I’m A Journalist !!!


             Farting Dipshit! Boob!


  Wheezier Farts. Boner!


   Becoming next chosen king, 

                  Geek Farted


   When felons win choice cheese...


   Goofy or wonky smirch. Nifty Fart.



  



Political F@rT

 In Iraq, Where Beauty Was Long Suppressed, Art Flowers Amid Protests. Painters, sculptors 

and musicians are rallying to Baghdad’s protests, and the capital is overflowing with political art.


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   To Hell With It! Evil, acidic warts, Farts And Wangs. Eruditely squashier newspaper Boobs.

   Stupidest creators...  are Farting Warm Anal trollops.

   Raspingly disgusted Poop... 

to Penis charlatanism.





   

Turtle F@rTs

 What the shell?! Meet the Rhea, the 

century-old turtle who can't dive for 

food underwater because she can't fart 


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 I Am The Tenth Owlet. “Err!”


 Red-hot, clean-cut  Farts.


 Unhealthy, lewd Farts - however hot.


 Cute, cute Boneheaded Farts 


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7862279/amp/Rhea-100-year-old-turtle-swim-underwater-fart.html 

Not being able to pass gas is a life-threatening issue for a sea turtle as it prevents them from being able to dive for food. 




Legionnaires' F@rTs

 This man spent all of last year flushing hundreds of toilets. 

The new fear as the pandemic wanes: Legionnaires' disease.


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   Napalm Farts? Asshole!

   Hideously unhinged. Farts.

   Goose Farts Penis - idle, inane silliness!

   Wet Fart, hence new meathead.