Monday, May 24, 2021

Selfie F@rts

 


Missing man found dead 

inside Spanish dinosaur statue; 

Police say the teen got stuck 

trying to retrieve his mobile phone

after ill-fated selfie attempt.

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   Hesitate cutely, tentacled Farts poet.



   


   

400 F@rTs

 



A park ranger in California 

discovered a petrified forest 

filled with fossils

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