F@Rt #113 - "MegXit"

Queen Elizabeth calls emergency family meeting 'to talk things through' following royal exit by Prince Harry, Meghan Markle

   anagrams to

A Smelly Belch, Ace - Zing! H.R.H.

Queenie Tattle. Kingly Memo: OBEY!

"MegXit"? My Royal Heinie! Thatch Wrongly Plug Arse Fart. Fart Knoll Reign.

F@RT #109 - it's just so Sad

People are finding one final image of a deceased loved one, thanks to Google Maps Street View

anagrams to

   I Am Peeing. Slime Goo.

Naked Ass Echoed A Love Tone.

Loonwit Vended Glee.

   Peeing.

 A Fart Of Farts

F@RT # 112 - Nuisance Deposits

The latest trouble at the border: Vultures are defecating and urinating all over a CBP radio tower

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The Death Butterballs  

Unrestrained Evacuating 

Raptor Bowel. Tooter. Farting.

Vile Ode. Areal Crud.

  

https://tinyurl.com/Atlantic-Fart

http://www.theatlantic.com/notes/2016/09/track-of-the-day-american-woman-by-lenny-kravitz/500687

F@Rt #111 - Paddlefart

The Chinese paddlefish outlived the dinosaurs, but now the ‘Panda of the Yangtze River,’ The Dodo of the Three Gorges Dam is gone. Declared extinct.

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The Fart And the Duh Anus Dip Do And Pube Shit Woo of The Stooge God? He Gone. Herded The Neanderthals. Coerced Mice. Elvis Exit. Elvis Ritzy Gent. Fart.

    

F@RT # 107 - Duck Step

Who Signs Up to Fight? Makeup of U.S. Recruits Shows Glaring Disparity

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 Us. Farty Timothies. Special Ops. Gunk Farts. Our Whorish Wigging Puds.

    

F@RT #108 - A Big Ol' Thumper

New Boeing CEO’s to-do list: Restart Max production. Repair FAA links. 

And fix a culture where

 supervisors were called ‘monkeys.’

   anagrams to 

Woebegone Sick Toils! 

Six Paradoxes: 

I) Nicer Rump. II) Crueler Wealth. 

Mr. Sols Pecker, Lewd Revs Anus.

 And Don't Forget to Fart! Anus.

F@RT#106 Everyone Knows Everyone Is Wrong.

Everyone Knows Memory Fails as You Age. But Everyone Is Wrong.

 anagrams to

Ever Farts, One Ever Sins. Knew Yo Own Orgy. Beagles Maim You.

F@RT # 105 - Silent Soylent Violence

a store of valuable

or delightful things.

 anagrams to 

 Hullo! "Free Vagina Fart Goo!"
 She Bullshitted.