Wednesday, July 7, 2021

Lego F@rTs

 Among the effects the FBI seized from 

the home of an accused D.C. rioter: 

A ‘Don’t Tread on Me' flag, a military 

utility bag, military fatigues and a 

'fully constructed' U.S. Capitol Lego set.


   anagrams to 


   The beefy, fierce “Zeta eFarts”, 

                                 ...cosmic shit.

   Oddest demon: “I am a loyal meanie, 

                             Goddamnit!” (Farts)

   Decadent toughie cutely Farts, polluting loo.

            Ugly Fart, imbecilic Fart. Hog Anus.





   



Two Popes F@rT

"Each famous person, including popes, 

prefer a different level of privacy"; 

Two popes, same hospital, different 

styles of medical publicity, press access.


 anagrams to 


    I am Hyped up on Vagina Farts.

      'Nervous, nice feces.'

   Poisoned leper deplores fecal Spicy Farts. 

                   Idyllic Poopie Shit...

     'Sweep of fame collects Bum Farts.'




 

F@Rt Stand-off

A refusal to acknowledge US laws, 

belief in UFOs and selling fake 

passports to pay for their abandoned 

house HQ: The inside story of the 

'Rise of the Moors' militia who hit the 

headlines after an armed stand-off 

with Massachusetts law enforcement 


     anagrams to 


   “I Want Farts!    I Want Farts!” 

                                     Golden, sensible Ass Farts. 

   Loose Farts. Weak-willed Fuckers.

                     Ungenuine Fart squeal.

   'Soppy boneheads. Fart adsorption.' 

   'Hooey! Hide Fart hole.' 

   'Oh Shit! - I'm a white-hot Asshole smoothie.' 

   'Deafened anal hedonism.'

   ‘Fetch scummiest Farts.’