Thursday, January 9, 2020

Fart Trivia? Le Pétomane


Le Pétomane.


 The stage name of Joseph Pujol (prounced POO-Hole) the renowned French flatulist. A professional farter. 

So well known that there's a film. 


"Le Pétomane is a 1979 British short humorous film based on the life of Le Pétomane..."

No, not pulling your leg here. A man.Named PooHole. And he made money, successfully, farting.

 He was famous for his remarkable control of the abdominal muscles, which enabled him to seemingly fart at will. His stage name combined the French verb péter, "to fart" with the -mane, "-maniac" suffix, which translates to "fartomaniac".

Impress your friends at parties:

 The profession is also referred to as "flatulist", "farteur", or "fartiste".


 The article I stole this from says this ripsnorting hero could "orchestrate his farts to music, to the delight of his Parisian audiences. By ingesting charcoal Pujol is able to generate the gastric gasses essential for his stage act. For years he is the Toast of Paris, but with the passing years Pujol loses his muscular control, causing his act to fail in a cacophony of flatulent explosions."


F@RT 101 – butt trumpet –

– anal dust –

It's a small explosion between the legs, composed of vaporized poop particles and an unending fountain of wacky fun

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F@RT # 98 - WTFart

Strange Radio Signals from Space Just Vanished, So Now We Have a Tasty Astronomy Mystery on Our Hands

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F@RT # 100 - Guysers

ARMY VETERAN HAS PROSTHETIC LEGS REPOSSESSED AFTER VA REFUSES TO PAY FOR THEM


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F@RT # 99 - Toots of Doom

Ukrainian airplane shot down by mistake by Iranian anti-aircraft missile, Pentagon officials believe 


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F@RT #97 - Thermal Gusts of Back Seat Busts

Ukrainian Official Shares Theories of the Plane Crash, Including Missile Strike

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other causes, including terrorism, engine malfunction, or a drone crashing into the plane

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F@RT #96 - Fart & Foreskin Frenzy

Iran Strikes Harsh Tone After U.S. Backs Off Further Conflict

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