Fart # 70 - jaw-dropping oddities

Tom Brady addresses the possibility that this might be his finale at Gillette Stadium

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Bombarded. Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit. 

'I Am A Legit Potty Legend' Yelled

'I Am Butt! I Fart Asses!'

Fart # 69 [369] - If "Grease" is the word, then the fart is the turd.

White House says Trump’s ‘lynching’ tweet
unrelated to ‘dark times’
- for African Americans

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We Elected Ugly Rat Farts.
Cockamamie Insane Dis,
Or A Nutty Shit Fart Mourns Whips Here

Fart # 68 - The Question Is Moot

Felix, Little Man and other beloved Los Angeles logos
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Antitoxin Hell. Fart Ass. Boondoggle Smelled Eel Love.

Fart # 67 - Butt Bongo Birthday

Night-flying drone squadrons baffle rural US West
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Ungodliness Fart. Anal Netherworlds By Gruff. U.S. IQ.

Fart # 66 - Otolaryngopharyngeal

Here’s how Dallas expects its new traffic plan to ‘transform’ transportation infrastructure 

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Catch A Farts Crew. Fart User Whir Farts. I Fart, Nuttiness explodes. Molestation Snorts Porn.

Fart # 66 - Balloon Tit Penis.

Tom Brady focused on Titans, not possible Patriots finale
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Balloonist Donated Farty Farts Combustions. I Peptonise!

Fart # 64 - Foofaraw in Hoofdorp and Wormeldang

All eyes on McConnell as Senate returns Friday
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Clean Clone: "Smelly Dinosaur Rennet, Ye Fart Ass!"

Fart # 65 - Jumboised Dukedoms

Joe Biden, Make Sure and Demand That You Testify

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I Am Nuked. Smuttiest Bonehead: Fart Eddy? Nae, Joy.

Fart # 63 - Damnation Disco

"In the middle of the retail apocalypse, responding to the customer’s demand for instant gratification."

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In the Splayfooted Damnation Disco, I Am The Gin Dancers Tits. The Congressperson Mouthed "I'll Fart It. The Fart."

 Damnation Disco, great name for a book, band OR a bar, no?