Tuesday, June 22, 2021

F@Rt Police

Portland police officers will 

no longer make certain traffic 

stops, must follow new consent 

search guidelines


   anagrams to 


   Well Fart! Poison Farts!

   Keen cosmic Farting loner.

   Clowns domicile. Fart now pollutes.

   Succeed in penile Hog Farts.



Nazi Death F@rTs

Newsmax Guest Goes There: 

Says Critical Race Theory 

Will Lead to Nazi-Style Death 

Camps for White People


   anagrams to 


  'Coarsely racier chastity.'

   Sweet Grangemouth Farts sex!

   Satanize well, odd lethality. 

   Wimp people Echoes.





     

Cornhole F@rTs

Covid cases surge in Cornwall 

in aftermath of 'super-spreader' 

Canada, France, Germany, Italy, 

Japan, the United Kingdom and 

the United States  summit nearby.


   anagrams to 


   Scoundrel Scowling Avarice


   I'm a huge, open-minded 

                                 Fart porker.


   I Am An angry, clean 

                             Ass Farts decay.


   Kind judgement and hot Ass pain.


 

The Smutty brute Farts.                                                                 In dementia.



Evacuate F@rTs

Mouse plague forces Australian 

prison to evacuate staff and inmates


   anagrams to 


   Eulogise Anal mucous ape Farts.

 'And nice amputees! (Farts Ovation)'


 

Brown F@rTs

Britain's Pacific trade ambitions 

won't compensate for Brexit


   anagrams to 


   I'm an idiotic, crabbiest pain.

   Farts brown Farts except emotion.





    

Tasmanian Devils F@rTs

Tasmanian Devils wipe out thousands of penguins on tiny Australian island Marsupials introduced to Maria Island, east of Tasmania, to safeguard their numbers but have decimated birdlife.

               anagrams to 

    I Am A Cunt! Cunt Farts! I’m A 

   Wondrous Farts-demeaned, adept 

                     vulvitis.

    I Am An Insinuatingly poison nude.

     I Am A Sordid pluralist. Anal!!!

   Nauseated or good Farts fetishes?

      I Am A Shittiest Blubberhead.



TV F@rTs

Iowa cop shooter is caught 

after help from TV news crew, 

police say.

   anagrams to 

 Cow Farts. Heroic utopias. Hog Farts.

   'Worm! Cheapest, weevilly ponce.'  



F@Rt Fury!

California high school basketball 

championship ends in fury after 

tortillas thrown at opponents from 

mostly Hispanic High School 

   anagrams to 

   'Hoorah! Chilling fiasco.' 

    'Bleak blast.' 

   'If happy innuendo smirches.' 

   Transport hollow omnipotent Farts.

   'High-school, posh Farts militancy.'


    

Female F@rTs

Sperm Evolution Becomes 

Supercharged Only When 

They Swim Inside Females


   anagrams to 


    'Embosom purest violence!' 

    'Roughly enhanced Farts spew.'

           ...Nihilism seem Weedy.




A.V. Club F@rTs

Not enough people went to see Funny 

Farm, one of Chevy Chase’s best comedies


   anagrams to 


   Whoopee! Ungentle poets Ass tone.


   By vehemence of Farts, 

                                seem chic.


    Funny... 'Doo.'