Tuesday, June 29, 2021

F@Rt ala Farallon

Farallon the Great Pacific Octopus 

is the Cézanne of Cephalopods - 

she shows off her painting talent 

at a Florida aquarium and online.


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Frog F@rTs

French police say the spectator 

who caused massive crash at the 

Tour de France is missing after 

fleeing the country; Cyclists stage 

a protest for safer conditions after 

fan caused the unfortunate pile-up.


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Weed F@rTs

 Officers shoot, kill man near 

pot farms threatened by Lava 

Fire after flames cross a highway 

near Weed, in Northern California


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Royal F@rTs

In a Kingdom you’ve never 

heard of, Officials deny King 

of Eswatini -- Africa's lone 

absolute monarch -- has fled 

amid violent pro-democracy, 

anti-monarchy protests, riots.

Royal kids mock subjects online.


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Ivanka F@rTs

Former FBI official says he 

believes Ivanka Trump may 

have perjured herself in her 

testimony to DC prosecutors 

regarding Inaugural events, 

costs related to Trump Tower, 

based on emails found by 

Mother Jones magazine.


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F@rT Minister

 Ministry of Defence 'sorry' 

after secret files left in the 

rain at bus stop in Kent


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