Friday, January 24, 2020

F@Rt #156 - Hooting Lovechild

Emotional Schiff Speech Goes Viral, Delighting the Left and Enraging the Right

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Hooting Lovechild, Mach Den Hep! Negligee Shit. Negligee Shit. 
Fart Farting Farts.



Featured News = Nude Ewes Fart



Movie 'SILO' scares farmers into following grain bin precautions

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 Smelliness! Organic Fart Rip. Woo!
 Ignoramus.  Bionic Nose, Evil Fart.


The art of fart: Why do you have gas?


Pills that turn the stink of your fart into sweet scents like chocolate, rose and berry are available over the counter.

/https://www.freemalaysiatoday.com/category/leisure/2020/01/08/the-art-of-fart-why-do-you-have-gas

F@Rt NEWS

Who Farted? An Investigation Into The Lighthouse Sound Effects [F@Rt] 

"Vulture spoke with Foley artists Andy Malcolm and Goro Koyama to get the backstory on the most vivid reverberations in The Lighthouse — including who’s behind those unforgettable farts.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/Fart-News-Bonanza


"According to the Greek historian Herodotus, a fart set off a chain of events that led to a revolt against King Apries of Egypt."




How a Fart Killed 10,000 People






Farting, breaking wind, cutting the cheese, or gas. The English language has numerous words for flatulence...










F@Rt #153 - Fart List Yow

Former Grammys Darling 
Taylor Swift 
Snubs the Grammys

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 Fart Wind Gas.
 Fart Snort.
My Smarmy Gym's Obese Girl, Mr. Lush.




F@Rt #152 Snuffliest Automaton Fart.

The Head-Smashed-In Buffalo Jump National Historic Site of Canada

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  Snuffliest Fart. Behead A Penis.
   Automaton Majolica Had Chinos Hid.



 

F@Rt #152 Force Farce Fart

Space Force logo tweeted by Trump bears uncanny resemblance to 'Star Trek' insignia

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Eco Sin Eco Sin Eco Sin 

 A Gunnery Rump.

 Pterodactyl Babble.

    Mr. Skeet Went 

  "Teargas Fart."


F@Rt #151 - Face Kick

Four-comma club: Predicting 
the next company to join trillion-dollar value elite

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  Blood Cum Farting Cum Rip

 Potty Moon. Thence A Jinx. 

Anal Lute Dirtier Olive Loll

Perspicacious Pyrotechnist Particles

Mysterious particles spewing from Antarctica defy physics

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Perspicacious Fart Medley 
Wing Misty Ass Fart Pyrotechnics


Dumb as a fart

An Adult’s Guide 
to Social Skills, 
for Those Who Were
 Never Taught

    anagrams to

   Colon Gas.

 Dude, I

  Horseshit Ether.

Owls Owl.

  Vagina Leek.

Tutu Farts.


F@Rt #150 - Dot Com Fart Bubble


Jeff Bezos’s Phone Hack Should Terrify Everyone

    anagrams to

 "Honk" He Farted. 
 "Jeez, Horrible."
 Coveys Fen Of Pussy.



Great Book Title


The Darkness 
Where the Future 
Should Be

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 Oldster Bus. Whee! Eek. He Uh, Thunder Farts.