Astro-Boffins*: If anyone can explain why Jupiter's Great Red Spot
is spinning faster and shrinking, please speak up; The frenzy of
wind-storms is wider than Earth, goes four-hundred miles per hour,
and after one-hundred-fifty years observing it, we haven’t got a fuckin’ clue.
anagrams to
Farts. Farts? Farts!
An idle heroine’s Fart Pipe and a woebegone wimp’s Anus.
Idiocy, Noxious Farts. Penises!
Huh! Her improper Farts, plundered.
“Not wheezing, junior. Farts!” -Ninnyish God.
Everybody… the unhinged deviant clown!!!
Farts-up cheeky Farts, genuine Farts, kinglike Farts.
(*also spelled Astroboffin, one who observes the stars, from Earth; an Astronomer.)