Tuesday, September 28, 2021

Astro-Boffin F@rTs

Astro-Boffins*: If anyone can explain why Jupiter's Great Red Spot 

is spinning faster and shrinking, please speak up; The frenzy of 

wind-storms is wider than Earth, goes four-hundred miles per hour, 

and after one-hundred-fifty years observing it, we haven’t got a fuckin’ clue.


      anagrams to 


   Farts. Farts? Farts!

   

   An idle heroine’s Fart Pipe and a woebegone wimp’s Anus.


   Idiocy, Noxious Farts. Penises!


   Huh! Her improper Farts, plundered.


    “Not wheezing, junior. Farts!” -Ninnyish God.


   Everybody… the unhinged deviant clown!!!


    Farts-up cheeky Farts, genuine Farts, kinglike Farts.

(*also spelled Astroboffin, one who observes the stars, from Earth; an Astronomer.)