Smoove

First female mayor of Illinois village sparks 

outrage after hiring registered child sex offender 

who spent years in prison for brutal gang rape 

to be town's code enforcement officer - 

which requires him to enter neighborhood homes. 

       anagrams to 

“I'm a pig, lovelies!” (Farts noisomely.) “Skill.”

Exceed huge, godlier, direr Heroine Farts.

Nobly whingeing. Proper Farts.

Now percent obedience so, coffee-room. Fart.

Which requires him to enter Farting Anus. Farts. Neigh. Farts.

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I Hope It Didn’t Say “911”

Hiker lost on mountain for twenty-four hours ignored calls from rescuers because he didn’t recognize phone number.

     anagrams to 

 Farts on worn-out humility or on keen greenhorn. 

 Scorn idle Farts ghoul. 

 Seduce cherubs. Domineer.

 Unzip! Become Farts!

     

Cowboys for F@rT§

TAKEN FOR A RIDE: Cousy Griffin, Founder of ‘Cowboys for Trump’ Finally Realizes Ex-President Is a Massive Grifter; “After your four years, the only ones that were locked up were men like me.”

     anagrams to 

Crook! Ungenuine Ass Penis! Farts idiocy foreword.

 Bizarrely exemplified Farts-up loony. 

  Hey You! Venereology if more Farts, urine. 

 Well! Wretched, meek, meek Farts eruption.

  Farts Farts Farts 

       tinyurl.com/CowboysForFarts

 

Free F@rTs

'Free at last, free at last.'

     anagrams to

     'Tee Farts, late Farts, ale.'

     

Yep. It’s a word.

Circo Mediatico! Italy's far-right leader Matteo Salvini faces trial over migrants, actor Richard Gere to testify.

     anagrams to  

   Idiocratically. Farts. Homicide.

   Violent Farts, aromatic vaginalectomies. 

   Diarrhoeic strategy regretter. Farts.

         

            https://tinyurl.com/CircoMediatico