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 Laws Exist For A Reason, Lawmakers: 

Three Texas Democrats who fled in a 

fleet of private jets to Washington D.C., 

all of whom are fully vaccinated, and 

flew to D.C. without masks, test positive 

for coronavirus, are forced to self-isolate.

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   'I am a were-wolf clown on sweetie Farts.'

   Jesting expletive the hot Farts look to dead cow hand.

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Nevadafarts

 A Nevada woman faces multiple felonies 

after she broke into a dentist’s office, stole 

a bunch of money and pulled most of the 

teeth from an unconscious patient. 

On two separate occasions. Twice.

According to Washoe County Police. 

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   'Feminine, hot-blooded coolheaded sickness.'

   'I am Happy! Out-of-tune Farts, club-footed semen.'

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