Fossil Record: Forget the goofy name; Penis worms
wore shells to defend themselves hundreds of millions
of years before hermit crabs did. Fascinating fossils,
found on the sea floor, show the phallic marine worms
figured out a smart survival strategy for fending off
flesh eating predators.
anagrams to
Cheesed off? Leprosy! Farts! I'm a vulva!
Good God! Hollower Farts, finer tenseness.
Devilish, slothful semen? Farts, Farts, Farts!
Bossy, belching Farts… idiocies domineer.
Eh! Poisonous cow hand Farts hellhole.
I'm more of a farting weirdo rumormonger.
Tenderly offended. Tough spewings. Farts. Farts? Farts.