Wednesday, April 8, 2020

Send In The Clown Farts, Cow.

Coronavirus: Lockdown 'could boost wild flowers'

 anagrams to

 Void Crook Ruins Clown Farts.

 ".. Well! Bold, Odious Cow!"





  





F@Rt Control

Saudi Arabia announces Yemen cease-fire after calls to stop fighting during coronavirus

 anagrams to

 I Am A Neon Farting Anus.

 Anus Fart. Anus Secrecy. 

 Anus Hooted "I Rip Idiocies!"

 Clever Fart Boggle.


Yikes

California Nursing Home Evacuated After Terrified Staff Didn't Show Up For Work

 anagrams to

 "Oh No! I Fart! Anus Crime!

 I Fart Fudge Wind!"

 "I Fart," Pro Vows. "I Fart."

 "I Farted Cheek Sound."


Fart Sing Anus Echo

Baltimore police investigating officer caught on video appearing to cough on black residents

 anagrams to

 'It Is Negligible Urine

 To A Manic-Depressive,

 To A Bungling Chicken Fart,

 To A Good Poop Fart Echo.'


Acting Navy Chief Resigns 

 After Firing Warship Skipper 

 And Calling Him Stupid

 anagrams to

 Fart, Sing Anus!

 Perky, Mild, Acidic Whine. 

 Chirp, Fart Hen.  

 Living Pipe. Fart 'n' Ass Gig.

White-hot Farts

Louisville Doctor Arrested, Charged With Strangulation After Fighting Teens Over Social Distancing

 anagrams to

 Asshole Devil

 Rectal Urinating 

 Fart. White-hot Farts.

 Anal Secreted, Giving Goos


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