Friday, May 28, 2021

Nuclear F@rTs

 



First nuclear detonation created ‘impossible’ quasicrystal

   anagrams to 

   Innuendoes lacerate dictator,

   Quality Fart comprises bliss.


  

     

William Amos F@rTs

 


Canadian politician caught by 

online camera urinating during 

virtual Parliament session, just 

weeks after Zoom nudity incident

   anagrams to 

  Demonize new idiot Penis.

  Unadoring cretin cad Cunt!

  I am an egomania Pig Anus

  Enduring brattier icon.

  Trickily unhygienic Anal Farts.

  Jovial Slum Tart Urinates.


  

Bug-eyed F@rTs

 


India YouTuber arrested for 

'flying' dog with helium balloons

   anagrams to

   I am doubling the oily Farts.

   In hollow or in bug-eyed rude Farts.


  


Say Cheese F@rTs

 



Cheese Photo Leads To Arrest Of 

‘Big Cheese’ Drug Dealer In Liverpool

   anagrams to 

Undeveloped, cheerier gorillas.

Cheapest egos, bloodiest hot Farts.


  



   

Jesus F@rTs

 




‘Florida’s Worst Cop’ Was Just Fired 

for Misconduct—for the Seventh Time

   anagrams to 

Jesus! Farts! Wild, dirt poor cow Farts,

The defective, snoutish common Farts.