Four people shot after a feud about
the winner of a foot race -which took
place a month ago- escalates into gunfire.
Police report without a whiff of irony
that the suspect (...wait for it...) fled on foot.
anagrams to
'Oh Wow! Fouled-up, Farting Euboea* poet.'
A complete nauseation hooligan. Toot. Fart. Toot!
Poet with two penises farted.
'Shit Fart? Powerful choice. Fart off - raunchily!'
'Oh No, Chief! Cheekiest Hot Farts!’
...Fart.
(*Euboea is a Greek island where everybody farts a lot.)