Sunday, July 11, 2021

Foot F@Rt Feud

Four people shot after a feud about 

the winner of a foot race -which took 

place a month ago- escalates into gunfire. 

Police report without a whiff of irony 

that the suspect (...wait for it...) fled on foot. 


     anagrams to 


   'Oh Wow! Fouled-up, Farting Euboea* poet.'

   A complete nauseation hooligan. Toot. Fart. Toot!

   Poet with two penises farted. 

   'Shit Fart? Powerful choice. Fart off - raunchily!'

   'Oh No, Chief! Cheekiest Hot Farts!’

   ...Fart. 


(*Euboea is a Greek island where everybody farts a lot.)




F@Rt Film

American Airlines passengers on flight 

from LA to Miami are ordered to put their 

hands on their heads for an hour and 

warned not to film due to an undisclosed 

security threat, 'out-of-control' passenger


     anagrams to 


   'Oh, Dear Me! Genitals! Fart Porn!

          I am an unharmonious, hot-headed Farting idiot!’ 


          uneducated loon lonelier greenhorn

 

   Hot Farts Ass Chirp.,.


   low-minded creep Farts

 

     Ass Farts. Discourteous toiletry ornament.