Sunday, July 11, 2021

Foot F@Rt Feud

Four people shot after a feud about 

the winner of a foot race -which took 

place a month ago- escalates into gunfire. 

Police report without a whiff of irony 

that the suspect (...wait for it...) fled on foot. 


     anagrams to 


   'Oh Wow! Fouled-up, Farting Euboea* poet.'

   A complete nauseation hooligan. Toot. Fart. Toot!

   Poet with two penises farted. 

   'Shit Fart? Powerful choice. Fart off - raunchily!'

   'Oh No, Chief! Cheekiest Hot Farts!’

   ...Fart. 


(*Euboea is a Greek island where everybody farts a lot.)




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