Monday, September 27, 2021

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From the Queen of England to His Holiness 

the Pope: How Long After I Hit My Head 

Should I Tricycle Frog Banana? Fuckin’.


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   Heigh-ho! Farts on lonesome delinquent.


   Heigh-ho! Employed top Fuckin’ Farts whine.


   Cynical, debonair ghoul Farts.


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America’s First F@rT§

America isn't first — it's far behind — and studies 

point to far-right Republicans, including Trump,

Oxford University, Kaiser Family Foundation say. 

Despite those skeptical about the effectiveness 

of vaccines and confused by inconsistent messages, 

they acted to protect themselves, which shows that 

they are not stupid, despite overwhelming evidence.



   …I’m WAAY TOO FUCKED UP TO DO THIS RIGHT NOW. HOORAY FOR FOUND POT!



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Forestry student-turned-shaman-turned firebug 

faces nine years in prison for felony arson charges 

in devastating Fawn Fire, after claiming the fire

was triggered accidentally while she tried to boil 

bear urine so she could drink it. 

Forty homes have burned so far.


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   Thundery Farts burned out genuine denim.


   Loony Farts incoherence annoys Farts inspirer.


   I'm agile. Evil Farts Whine! Begin Farts genocide!


   Well, Farts! Grey-headed, wailing Farts.


   Brutelike Farts and horrendous idiocies.


   Crude vibrance theme. Yo! Farts! Oh! Farts! Oh! Farts!

   

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