Sunday, June 20, 2021

Five Free F@rTs

How Five Hong Kong Protesters 

Escaped by Speedboat, 

Found Freedom in the U.S.


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   Huge beast Farts on Emigre When

   Dopes Fuck. On video.

   Dopes Fart. On the dopes.



Dad’s New F@RtS

Free your sons from Old-fashioned 

Fatherhood: For this Father's Day, 

let's redefine masculinity, so Dads 

can give boys the future they need


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   Hey, Assholes!!! 

   I Fart Shit Odor.... Hooey...!!! 

   The lousy chef devoured Farts.

   Moldier, diseased Farts.

   Fund sane tendency.

   I'm the Farting buffoonery.




F@rT Regulators

Federal regulators warn 

of risks to firefighters from 

electrical vehicle fires


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    Well, Chief... 

    Grouchier nerd Farts.

    Gloomier, slicker Farts.

    Eerie Farts, of Evil Farts.