Saturday, August 7, 2021

Suck a fat Moose Cock

 Nothing spells official quite like… 

misspelling ‘official.’ Donald Trump 

Asks 'Dedicated' Supporters To 

Pay To Carry Misspelled 'Trump 

Offical Card' in latest grift; Eagle 

image likened to Nazi insignia. 

Twitter erupts: “Sure, they're Nazis,

 but they're not grammar Nazis.” 

So, the campaign started selling 

Trump Cards, and his fans flocked 

to buy them. Of course. …For what?


     anagrams to 


   I like to fart.


   'Its shop-lifting eloquence kill.'


 Farts 


   'Flipping dulsocial demonism.'


Assholes Farts Piss 


   Sacredly doped corrupted playmate. 


Farts

 

   'I'm huge, genital peccadillo.'


Fart


   'I am a geek, Indianizing not.'


 Farts.


   Artist's swarthy, unrepented zest. 


Fart


    Amazer torments brainy thug.


Urine 


   Anathematic splendors struggle 


   Wotcha! Cheesed off, tumorous Limp-Dick yob.


   Farts Fart Urine.