Monday, June 14, 2021

Phenomenal F@rTs

Biting into the flamin' hot origin 

story of Frito Lay’s snack food

phenomenon Flamin' Hot Cheetos


   anagrams to 


   Farts might not inhibit loonie.

   O My! Kindly fool, Farting on fiasco!

   Oomph! Hence, Honest Fart notes.




Opioid F@rTs

 Police seize enough opioids 

'to wipe out San Francisco's 

population four times over' 

amid California drug surge


   anagrams to 


   Zoo spews delicious Farts!


   I'm evil; a loony, Farting porcupine.


   O Dear Me! Incautious, Huge,                                               Poison cloudier pig Farts





Lizard F@rTs

A New Species of Bizarre, Extinct Lizard So Strange It Was At First Misidentified as a Hummingbird-Sized Dinosaur


   anagrams to 


   I Am Penile Shit. 


   I'm wittiest Sex-crazed idiot.  


   I Am As Weird As 

                       Un-Odored Bug Farts!


   Snazzier bind 'n' cringe Ass Farts.





   

Hallucinogenic F@rTs

 ‘I felt paranoia after I used the hallucinogen’: Air Force Uncovered LSD Use at F.E. Warren Air Force Base Among Airmen Entrusted With 

Guarding Nuclear Missiles


   anagrams to


    I Am An ethical loonie screecher.


    Urine, Urine - weirdest lemonade.


    Urinate! We Mooch

    

    Sludgier Anus Farted Farts.


    Sinful vagabondage.


    I Fart Superangelic Farts.




evil weirdo F@rTs

An Ohio man crashed his car 

into a pole after a cicada flew 

in his face while he was driving

       anagrams to 

     Ho Ho! I am a hinder. Cow Farts.

     Ha Ha! Wipe Ass again, 

                 evil weirdo!

       I Enhanced Fecal Fart Clinics.