Gas Reserves (fArt§)

Haiti pleads with US to send in troops 

amid fears 'urban terrorists' are planning 

to attack critical infrastructure: airport, 

gas reserves and port - as terrified public 

stockpile goods, gunfire erupts in the 

streets, the White House is drafting in 

senior officials from the FBI, sending 

vaccines and cash for law enforcement 

     anagrams to 

   Cock it up, Weird Penis!  Anus Farts.

   'I am an arrogant Shit blunderer.' 

   Blunderers irritate droopier creep Shit-twit.

   Righteous nepotist deplores Fart Toots.

   White-hot, Ultra-Narcotic Fart refreshments.

   Baffling, spindlier Fucking Asshole idiocies.

   Inch advances of crass Ass Farts.

   Refined Penis. Cute Vagina, Farting emotions. 

 

ErIcarus Garcetti F@rTs

Former Garcetti Chief of Staff Testifies 

That The Mayor Was Aware Of Aides 

Inappropriate Behavior. That Could 

Complicate Confirmation Process For 

L.A. Mayor’s Nomination For Ambassador 

To India - New Info Says The Aide Got 

Paid Big Fees By A Garcetti Union Ally, 

Through A Consulting Firm Afterwards.

     anagrams to 

   'I am goofiest Ass eroticist, Fart cheeses.'

   'Oh Wow! I am a death-eye Rectum’s Farts.'

   'Hot Farts feared valiant pubic-hair.'  

   'Flabby, insane Farting labia minora of damnatory morons!'

   Concatenate crown of Floppier commie poop.

   'Good Day!  I fart, although in repudiation.'

   Wrigglier Farts, fantastic Farts. Hideosity!